alas, poor yorick ….
one of the reasons I post mostly in romanian (my mother tongue) is the various types of curses I can use without repeating myself … yes, on this issue, our beautiful language (“limba noastra-i o comoara”, se invata in clasa I pe vremurile dinainte de ’89, coaielor) has only a few others to stand against … strange or not, the toughest adversaries are our god damned neighbours across the tisa and across the danube
let’s take them one at a time
- motherfucking hungarians …. they sure rule on this matter; not only they have strong words, but they have the “combining” bonus which allows the creation of incredible literary masterpieces – I give you only two excerpts of their prodigality – this and this; I came across this beautiful slang language two or three years ago, as some of my closest friends are hungarians and they master their vocabulary 
- motherfucking serbs …. well, this is only a theoretical hypothesis, as my knowledge of this language is only the word pizda which is the same word for cunt in serbian/romanian (wonder who took it from the other in the first place !? ) – anyways – here and here – judge for yourselves (the second one is worth reading)
finally, I am thinking on one of my romanian favourites, but I am still not decided between the traditional baga-mi-as pula in mortii ma-tii (may I stick my dick into your mothers dead relatives) and the more ellaborated baga-mi-as pula in inima ta ca sa ma ai la suflet (may I stick my dick into your heart so you can have me near your soul) – this is an approximate translation
The “combining” bonus is only for the masters, “The inventors”. If an amateur is using this skill, might spoil the charm, to not mention, that there is a great chance to curse himself.
To be honest, I’m impressed that so many are analyzing the Hungarian swears.
The thing is that, the short swears are more effective than the complex ones. The complex ones are usually used when the finger is damaged by: the hammer, a door, a screwdriver or a very hot object, like: A nagy talpu oreg Atya Ur Isten duvassza meg az eget! This is a good pain killer, instead of screaming. Or there is a better one: Az ordog hogy a faszat rakna bele abba a kurva kibaszott kalapacsba – breathe – ott baszna meg a kurva anyjat!
Anyway these are not very efficient when there is an argument, in which case: Menj az anyad picsajaba! the classic one, is the best one to move the conflict on the highest level, beyond Hungarian tolerance.
The must mention that instead of Isten(God) and anyad(mother), there can be used various characters, like: kutya(dog), jegesmedve(polar bear), Herodes(Herodot), Szuz Maria(Virgin Mary) or the one used by my grandfather nikkel bolha(nickel flea)… We are blessed or fucked?
holy fuck, now that’s a kilometer-long curse
I had once a bookmark with a page on the internet with several hardcore magyar curses – it was a delight to read it from time to time, especially with the timid translations to english (though I don’t speak hungarian, there are a few words that I understand and see when they are wrongly translated)
enough english, baszdmeg
ba baiatu.. de rusi nu zici nimic?
pasol na huy turbinca?
nu cred ca se califica in finala vecinii de peste prut (republica socialista federativa sovietica ruseasca MOLDOVA se pune ca facand inca parte din maica rusie