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12 hours of sleep – after that logistic problems – get a local sim card, enable internet, get oriented (with google maps) in this shitty town; after that, some tough life facts

lesson #1 – never hurry when selecting a prostitute

lesson #2 – always discuss price upfront and negociate, negociate, negociate

lesson #3 – when crossing the street, first look to your right, then to your left (fucking british style )

(I wanted to have this as a day by day story, but I’m too lazy and after all I don’t have to show off, but just leave a small note for poste(rior)ity)

after ~11 hrs spent in airplanes and ~48 hrs without a proper sleep, I can consider I have reached the destination and can think with my own head, after a shitty thai beer and 12 hrs of good sleep

I was very lucky that the plane kiev-bangkok was only half occupied, so I had at my disposal 2 seats … I tried to sleep, but I guess I didn’t manage to get more than 2 hrs tops … plus 1.5 hr spent in kiyv airport … the plane was operated by some ukrainian airline, and I was really curious about the stewardesses, after all that fuss about how beautiful  women from ukraine are … so there was my first disappointment: nothing interesting, something fuckable if needed (and the plane was a 767 with a large crew, I counted at least 7 pussies and 2 or 3 boys in uniform)

one interesting aspect was at customs: in bucharest and kiyv they had me take my belt off, all shits on that scanner and had me pass through a scanner; not in bangkok, we got out of airplane, got my visa checked, picked up the baggage and went straight to waiting room (I was afraid of some problems, since I carried 4 boxes of creatine for my friend there, or should I say here now )

ok, conclusion:  left home at 5 in the morning, flight to kyiv 1:45 hrs, another almost 2 hrs on airport waiting for the other flight, 9 hrs on airplane kyiv – bangkok and landed at @23:something, 4:00 local time

and now the fun begins I could not sleep in the airplane, except several (few) short sessions of max 30 minutes and there I was at 4 in the morning and full of adrenaline …

honestly, now I don’t remember exactly what I did yesterday except for finding a room (after almost 10 locations viewed) which is ok and costs only 216 THB / day … you do the math

so much for day one, more to follow

oh, and what I forgot – this is how my shoulders look after riding the motorbike for almost one hour in a day which wasn’t so sunny …. fuck me … (picture to follow)

Intr-nu film se discuta despre o gagica buna si iata replica:
“Do you see her face? Girls like that are born with a boyfriend. “

De ce pula mea in nu auzim niciodata la TV ca cineva din Miercurea Ciuc, unde si saptamana asta a coborat sub -20, a murit din cauza frigului, mai la sud cum coboara temperatura sub -15 zilnic moare cineva.
Am senzatia ca in sud si sud-est timpul trece mai incet si aia au ramas vreo 150 ani in urma…

Tiganii:
Categorie omniprezenta in locuri cu libera circulatie. Jegosi, imputiti, imbracati strident, cu purandeii dupa ei, ti se face greata si nu-ti vine sa crezi ca exista situatii in care esti in aceeasi oala cu ei

Smecherii:
O categorie in unele cazuri de speta mai joasa decat categoria de mai sus. Imbracati sport, cu haine de firma sau imitatii, cu brand-ul la vedere evidentiat puternic. Vorbesc la telefon in continuu, cat se poate de tare sa fi obligat sa le auzi conversatia lor de cacat. Nu stau niciodata la coada, mereu se baga in fata, ca asa i-a “invatat viata”. Cei care stau la rand sunt prostii, cei care se baga in fata sunt cei care se descurca. Niste deseuri de oameni.

Adeptii sistemului:
Cei care au reusit sa castige legal suficienti bani ca sa-si permita o excursie. Inca nu sunt confortabili cu noul lor nivel de trai si habar n-au cum sa se poarte, ca sa nu para ciudati. Ei sunt prostii care aplauda cand aterizeaza avionul.

Curvele:
Fetele care ii fac fericiti pe straini. Niste penale din gama Nikita sau Zavornanca, unele dintre ele chiar sunt frumoase, dar atat sunt in stare sa faca, ca trebuie sa-si intretina familia(pe mama si pe fratele mai mic) din Braila sau Ialomita. Imbracate ca actritele porno in timpul filmarilor, doar ca au moaca aia plictisita si superficiala

Restul:
Straini, eu, cei care zboara in interes de servici, cei care se intorc la munca, etc.

Observatii:
Tot timpul se gaseste una, careia i se face rau, ii vine sa lesine din cauze de genul: emotii, a fost deochiata, cadere de calciu, plm si in acceasi timp se gaseste alta care stie s-o “vindece”, s-o frece cu spirt sau otet sau cu o pula pe mana sau alte bazaconii preluate de niste babe retardate.

Saptamana asta am vazut pe viu cum se calca cu masina un caine. Eu pana acum n-am vazut niciun caine, care sa nu se fereasca cand calxonezi. In schimb am vazut la multi, chiar indraznesc sa zic ca e “standard”, sa nu claxonezi cand iti sare un caine in fata masinii. Cand sare un om claxonezi, cand sare un caine nu claxonezi. Unde e logica aici?

Sunt convins, ca mahmur conduc mai prost decat beat.

La unii simplul fapt ca au probleme despre care poate sa vorbeasca sau nu ii face sa creada ca sunt maturi. Unii chiar isi inventeaza probleme, numai sa para ca viata lor e o lupta, chit ca problema consta in faptul ca trebuie sa ajunga la farmacie dupa servici sa cumpere niste pastile, de care probabil nici nu au nevoie.
Important e sa aiba fata aia grava, ca sa-i poti intreba, “esti ok?”. Si vine imediat raspunsul: “Vai am niste probleme…”

sunt suparat

din motive de electrica srl, mi s-au resetat cateva servere care mai aveau putin si faceau un an uptime …. si asta nu intr-un mediu super profi (datacenter and shit) …

309 days, 08:30:31 | Linux 2.6.26-2-686        Tue Apr 12 11:11:53 2011

222 days, 15:31:01 | FreeBSD 8.1-RELEASE       Fri Jul  8 02:15:56 2011

307 days, 05:53:45 | Linux 2.6.26-2-686        Thu Apr 14 11:35:04 2011

asta mi-aduce aminte de vechiul meu server (gateway ptr reteaua de bloc) pe care l-am tinut aproape juma de an doar din priza si un ups obosit de 600 VA; l-am resetat din greseala odata cand aveam 2 tastaturi pe birou si am dat ctr-alt-del pe cea care nu trebuia

sic transit gloria mundi …

Dacă unui copil submediocru îi spui că e special şi deştept, asta îl va încuraja să fie submediocru în continuare.

piticigratis.ro

Sunt fascinat de simplitatea si profunzimea acestei idei…